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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Charles Caleb Colton

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He that dies a martyr proves that he was not a knave, but by...
Claiborne Pell

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My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
Beah Richards

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Both class and race survive education, and neither should. What is education then If...
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12069

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That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
English Proverb

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Advice is least heeded when most needed.
Vince Lombardi

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The achievements of an organization are the results of the combined effort of each...
Baltasar Gracian

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It is impossible to live without brains, either one’s own or borrowed.
Anne Bradstreet

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If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant if we...
Oren Arnold

Quote #10211

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears...
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