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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
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We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We...
Adrienne E. Gusoff

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The world is round it has no point.
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The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman...
Aldous Huxley

Quote #5870

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Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Just because swans mate for life, I don’t think it’s that big of a...
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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted...
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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
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Quote #8157

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The course of true anything does not run smooth.
Benjamin Disraeli

Quote #2979

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.
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