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Our limitations and success will be based, most often, on your own expectations for...
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The grave is the general meeting place.
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
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When he is best, he is a little worse than a man and when...
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Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
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Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due...
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I gave ‘em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...