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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13927

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...
Thomas Fuller

Quote #2059

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‘Tis not every question that deserves an answer.
Frank Lloyd Wright

Quote #178

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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Abraham Lincoln

Quote #2456

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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Quote #21358

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Our envy of others devours us most of all.
Dwight D Eisenhower

Quote #274

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As it is an ancient truth that freedom cannot be legislated into existence, so...
Milton R. Sapirstein

Quote #17292

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There is nobody as enslaved as the fanatic, the person in whom one impulse,...
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

Quote #15782

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How many things which served us yesterday as articles of faith, are fables for...
H.R. Haldeman

Quote #99

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We are getting into semantics again. If we use words, there is a very...
Faith Whittlesey

Quote #18961

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...
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