Quote #4371
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #3607
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Quote #13538
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...
Quote #10488
Memory is the greatest of artists, and effaces from your mind what is unnecessary.
Quote #10015
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but...
Quote #3431
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
Quote #1251
What is the sound of one hand clapping
Quote #9556
Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
Quote #2507
Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a...
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.