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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes. The greater part of...
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There are two things to aim at in life first, to get what you...
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There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it’s going to be a...
Richard Milhous Nixon

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I turned into the helicopter … the red carpet was rolled up. … The...
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