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Rowan Atkinson

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As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself ‘the last thing you...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
Billy Rose

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Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Bill Watterson

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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Leo Tolstoy

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The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.
Cornelius Tacitus

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Keen at the start, but careless at the end.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Life is a gift of the immortal Gods, but living well is the gift...
Phocylides

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Give no decision till both sides thou’st heard.
Burt Bacharach

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A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you...
Robert Frost

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers...
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