Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #17969
You don’t tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Quote #170
Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
Quote #3286
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
Quote #3064
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Quote #13874
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Quote #5670
All this will not be finished in the first hundred days. Nor will it...
Quote #18873
A religious awakening which does not awaken the sleeper to love has roused him...
Quote #1528
Live always in the best company when you read.
Quote #526
Ideas must work through the brains and the arms of good and brave men,...