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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then...
Henry Ford

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If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only...
Joe Ancis

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The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
William John Bennett

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If my own son, who is now 10 months, came to me and said,...
Jacques Deval

Quote #20062

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
J. D. Salinger

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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for...
Michael Levine

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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you...
Mark Twain

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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and...
Roderic Owen

Quote #20997

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
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