Quote #16584
A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.
Quote #6480
The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that...
Quote #13781
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #9146
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
Quote #15962
My ambition is to do a good job. I never plan anything. (running for...
Quote #19845
Let your desires be ruled by reason.
Quote #2685
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
Quote #5570
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
Quote #20075
As I see it, every day you do one of two things build health...