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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5309

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He is winding the watch of his wit by and by it will strike.
Judith Martin

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We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are...
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12075

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McCovey swings and misses, and its fouled back
G. K. Chesterton

Quote #7688

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Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.
Barbara Ehrenreich

Quote #12800

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Natural selection, as it has operated in human history, favors not only the clever...
Dwight D Eisenhower

Quote #266

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There is no victory at bargain basement prices.
Guy Lynch

Quote #15336

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Years later, people look back upon their darkest day and say — as Churchill...
Vincent Van Gogh

Quote #5852

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9240

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
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