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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so...
Publilius Syrus

Quote #4327

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Better be ignorant of a matter than half know it.
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
Joseph Addison

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What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country
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The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be...
Jeff Melvoin

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Check out the Declaration of Independence You think it promises happiness No no no,...
Danish proverb

Quote #7201

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To the good listener, half a word is enough.
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