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The pride of youth is in strength and beauty, the pride of old age...
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The words ‘I am…’ are potent words be careful what you hitch them to....
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #13791
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
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The highest reward for man’s toil is not what he gets for it, but...
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
Quote #15854
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
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Do not hover always on the surface of things, nor take up suddenly, with...
Quote #17421
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
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Loving a child doesn’t mean giving in to all his whims to love him...