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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are many stages to a man’s life. In the first stage, he is...
Flower A. Newhouse

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Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.
Ted Williams

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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Thomas Mann

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It is impossible for ideas to compete in the marketplace if no forum for...
Ellen DeGeneres

Quote #20009

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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9146

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Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
Mark Twain

Quote #1620

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His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a...
Bertrand Russell

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Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the...
Robert Southey

Quote #17622

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you would be pungent, be brief for it is with words as with...
J. Mark Wallace

Quote #18707

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life is a continual upgrade.
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