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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
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Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but...
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Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.
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The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as...
Lord Thomas Dewar

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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Sydney Harris

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Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered...
Maredith Close

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There is no way to be completely happy without being oblivious to the world...
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The wise man is he who knows the relative value of things.
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Innumerable voices have been asserting for some time now that human society is passing...
Mae West

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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never...
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