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I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it’s time for you...
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Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and...
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You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #18701
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
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I am treating you as my friend, asking you to share my present minuses...
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I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
Quote #10230
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
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Minds are like parachutes they work best when open.
Quote #16860
A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...