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Al Franken

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Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Caecilius Statius

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Grant us a brief delay impulse in everything is but a worthless servant.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...
William Thayer Shedd

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Say what men may, it is doctrine that moves the world. He who takes...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...
Marie De France

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A bully is not reasonable – he is persuaded only by threats.
Mark Russell

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The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on...
Ron Nesen

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Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
George Gordon Byron

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It is odd but agitation or contest of any kind gives a rebound to...
Muhammad Ali

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My toughest fight was with my first wife.
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