Quote #11525
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #15753
I said I didn’t want to spend most of my life in Holidays Inns,...
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #12635
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for...
Quote #18494
Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she...
Quote #5399
Beware the ides of March.
Quote #10666
Getters don’t get–givers get.
Quote #13727
Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through...
Quote #19382
Under every stone lurks a politician.
Quote #11437
When her last child is off to school, we don’t want the talented woman...