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I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
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If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
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Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why...
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As a doctor, as a man of science, I can tell you there is...
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If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...
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A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
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Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to...
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Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
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My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point...