Quote #12539
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #17375
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad...
Quote #13755
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #12582
The lover says How beautiful you are, now that you love me.
Quote #15202
Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.
Quote #4093
Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes...
Quote #16768
It is always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
Quote #11184
The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband...
Quote #19464
May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.
Quote #5046
If it were not for hopes, the heart would break.