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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
Quote #6764
The multitude of books is making us ignorant.
Quote #1804
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
Quote #17743
Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
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The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole...
Quote #14626
How much easier it is to be generous than just Men are sometimes bountiful...
Quote #6237
Trent I’m making Gretzky’s head bleed for super-fan 99 over here
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #2907
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...