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Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to...
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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
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All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and...
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One day our descendants will think it incredible that we paid so much attention...
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There’s only so much you can do, but if somebody doesn’t give you a...
Quote #1826
The gods too are fond of a joke.
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Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they...
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The experience to be gathered from books, Though often valuable, is but of the...
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If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him...