Quote #13869
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because...
Quote #8167
When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent...
Quote #20402
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Quote #4159
Calamities are of two kinds misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Quote #11180
It seems very unfortunate that in order to secure political preference, people are made...
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Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that...
Quote #5902
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
Quote #1826
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Quote #7461
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
Quote #10611
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with...