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If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it’s a murder. If 50,000...
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Real art is without irony. Irony distances the author from his material. Irony is...
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I say that democracy can never prove itself beyond cavil, until it founds and...
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There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
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Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain...
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In religion and politics, people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten...
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Often sound advice turns out to be totally wrong. Sometimes things turn out in...
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Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a...