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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the...
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It’s the Brady Act taking manpower and crime-fighting capability off the streets.
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Yet each man kills the thing he loves,By each let this be heard,Some do...
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You don’t have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces – just good food from...
Jonathan Swift

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Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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