Quote #2182
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Quote #18430
Antonym, n. The opposite of the word you’re trying to think of.
Quote #1853
Law is mind without reason.
Quote #726
We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
Quote #2679
If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...
Quote #14147
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Quote #66
For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always...
Quote #198
I greet you as the shapers of American society.
Quote #1313
To teach is to learn twice.
Quote #4916
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...