Quote #324
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Quote #3307
Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
Quote #11931
It is better to be making the news than taking it to be an...
Quote #6642
Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody...
Quote #13901
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #7076
The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they...
Quote #20585
I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.
Quote #2068
Rigid justice is the greatest injustice.
Quote #11015
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads,...
Quote #11038
Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news...