Quote #14526
The scars of others should teach us caution.
Quote #2440
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
Quote #17500
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky
Quote #15854
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Quote #11455
Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can’t accept your imperfections,...
Quote #12094
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
Quote #19756
For the most part, fear is nothing but an illusion. When you share it...
Quote #13858
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #18102
In life you can never be too kind or too fair everyone you meet...
Quote #7219
I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.