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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
Pierre Corneille

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Love lives on hope, and dies when hope is dead
Marcus

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If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race...
J. R. R. Tolkien

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I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I...
Alex Carey

Quote #11624

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It is long accepted by the missionaries that morality is inversely proportional to the...
Benjamin Franklin

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By heaven we understand a state of happiness infinite in degree, and endless in...
Billy Madison

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Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
James Thurber

Quote #21647

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It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
John Sales

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Assumptions allow the best in life to pass you by.
Edmund S. Morgan

Quote #15864

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Children whose curiosity survives parental discipline and who manage to grow up before they...
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