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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Amy Tan

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You see what power is – holding someone else’s fear in your hand and...
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Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
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Invincibility lies in the defense the possibility of victory in the attack. One defends...
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Quote #9006

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The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Thomas Carlyle

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Happy the people whose annals are blank in the history books
Oscar Wilde

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All that I desire to point out is the general principle that Life imitates...
David Borenstein

Quote #8366

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Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Edith Ann

Quote #10090

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about...
Rick Moranis

Quote #15854

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
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