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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...
Francis Bacon

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If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts but if...
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You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough.
Ethel Barrymore

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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
George Linley

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Thou art gone from my gaze like a beautiful dream, And I seek thee...
Edmund Burke

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There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of...
Judy Garland

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I can live without money, but I cannot live without love.
George Santayana

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Friendship is almost always the union of a part of one mind with a...
Jim Hightower

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The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a...
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