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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13687

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5350

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The soul of this man is in his clothes.
Albert Schweitzer

Quote #4098

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Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now–always.
Homer

Quote #7332

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He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle...
Mark Twain

Quote #1712

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is discouraging to try and penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #701

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Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
Quentin Crisp

Quote #12220

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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Margaret Hilda Thatcher

Quote #17967

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all...
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

Quote #15785

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
Franklin P. Jones

Quote #4070

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get...
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