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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13846

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...
General George Patton

Quote #2465

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Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
Jane Wagner

Quote #18672

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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still...
Protagoras

Quote #16513

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There are two sides to every question.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Quote #17346

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Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak.
Malcolm X

Quote #21795

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Usually when people are sad, they don’t do anything. They just cry over their...
Oprah Winfrey

Quote #19152

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I’ve learned that you can’t have everything and do everything at the same time.
Michel de Montaigne

Quote #3673

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He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13914

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
E. B. White

Quote #18909

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove...
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