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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9293

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Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.
Samuel Johnson

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Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...
Alighieri Dante

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Consider that this day ne’er dawns again.
G. C. Lichtenberg

Quote #4468

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Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God...
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Quote #4019

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Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and...
Anon.

Quote #3271

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If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Mark Twain

Quote #1725

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In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French I never...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #573

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Each man has his own vocation his talent is his call. There is one...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9351

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly...
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