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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that...
Latin Proverb

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Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping.
Leo Tolstoy

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The chief difference between words and deeds is that words are always intended for...
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early...
Samuel Johnson

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Do not … hope wholly to reason away your troubles do not feed them...
Roy G. Blount, Jr.

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I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Bern Williams

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Ideas are like wandering sons. They show up when you least expect them.
Marcus Aelius Aurelius

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It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never...
Blade

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Frost When was the last time you stopped to appreciate a good sunset- oh...
J. K. Rowling

Quote #21290

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn’t a good sign, even in the...
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