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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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The dancing pair that simply sought renown,By holding out to tire each other downThe...
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One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
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What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a...
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I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from...
Quote #10492
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack with other guys...
Quote #439
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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Wine makes a man more pleased with himself I do not say that it...
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Pink All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as...