Quote #4920
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television’s message has always...
Quote #18790
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
Quote #21626
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
Quote #3311
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Quote #6455
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #2572
We must combine the toughness of the serpent and the softness of the dove,...
Quote #21026
Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Quote #2078
Money is the sinew of love as well as war.
Quote #16298
If you choose not to decide — you still have made a choice
Quote #3752
One who is too insistent on his own views finds few to agree with...