Quote #8212
You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating...
Quote #20568
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #19851
Our span of life is brief, but is long enough for us to live...
Quote #5799
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many...
Quote #13917
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #15031
Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
Quote #6277
Never discourage anyone…who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
Quote #18433
Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people...
Quote #16161
No one can dub you with dignity. That’s yours to claim.
Quote #15209
The best love affairs are those we never had.