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Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the...
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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared...
Quote #21084
Never eat more than you can lift.
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
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I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. THE BELOVED.
Quote #20788
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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Success is achieved and maintained by those who TRY, And keep TRYING. Where there...
Quote #13801
I’d rather be rich than stupid.
Quote #14702
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.