Quote #13741
I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #5823
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss...
Quote #11069
Politics when I am in it, makes me sick.
Quote #21231
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #5855
How can I be useful, of what service can I be There is something...
Quote #11404
Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave,...
Quote #7157
What is play to the cat is death to the mouse.
Quote #13791
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Quote #15877
In every man’s heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibration...