Quote #19192
Life offers two great gifts–time, and the ability to choose how we spend it....
Quote #7130
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Quote #11259
The writer who possesses the creative gift owns something of which he is not...
Quote #2183
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #17743
Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #13749
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #17539
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Quote #19187
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
Quote #11708
Prudence which degenerates into timidity is very seldom the path to safety.
Quote #17064
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...