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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13855

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
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Quote #18393

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
German proverb

Quote #2653

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
Brendan Gill

Quote #20377

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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is...
Erich Fromm

Quote #5063

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not...
Funmi Wale-Adegbite

Quote #18700

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Success is 80 attitude and 20 aptitude.
Unknown

Quote #18330

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.
L. L. Henderson

Quote #20475

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13905

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
Romanian Proverb

Quote #16732

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down.
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