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There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his...
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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...
Quote #18485
We are all in the hands of an omnipotent, omniscient, just and merciful God,...
Quote #17070
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
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He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand but the hand of the...
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Quote #18675
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
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Hell is God’s great compliment to the reality of human freedom and the dignity...
Quote #5795
The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.