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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13687

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...
Bertrand Russell

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Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the...
G. C. Lichtenberg

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There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
Lily Tomlin

Quote #6734

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Mel Brooks

Quote #11266

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Saint Augustine

Quote #10295

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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Lao Tzu

Quote #3761

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He who loves the world as his body may be entrusted with the empire.
George Stanley McGovern

Quote #15546

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You know, sometimes, when they say you’re ahead of your time, it’s just a...
Hugh McColl, Jr.

Quote #15534

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Without question, reading has been the foundation of whatever success I’ve had in my...
G. K. Chesterton

Quote #7701

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
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