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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The world belongs to the energetic.
Charles Dickens

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Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess...
Plutarch

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Learn to be pleased with everything with wealth, so far as it makes us...
Joseph Heller

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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce,...
Marquis de Sade

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No kind of sensation is keener and more active than that of pain its...
Andrew Schneider

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But then there’s a moment like tonight, a profound and transcendent experience, the feeling...
Ronald Reagan

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Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day...
James Barrie

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We are all failures–at least, the best of us are.
Hunter S. Thompson

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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
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