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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
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Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
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Genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration.
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I’ve learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love...
Quote #16544
Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.
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You can tell the ideas of a nation by it’s advertisements.
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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #6964
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.