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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...
Benjamin Franklin

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After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year,...
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

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Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Teena Booth

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If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house...
Alfred Lord Tennyson

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Ours not to reason why Ours but to do and die.
Gilda Radner

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I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.
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Drop the question what tomorrow may bring, and count as profit every day that...
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A prosperous fool is a grievous burden.
Primo Levi

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A country is considered the more civilized the more the wisdom and efficiency of...
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