Quote #9701
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it...
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Will Where’s Elizabeth Jack She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to...
Quote #15171
There are two insults no human being will endure that he has no sense...
Quote #7809
The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the...
Quote #10151
People who lose their parents when young are permanently in love with them.
Quote #19267
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #15982
Democracy is good. I say this because other systems are worse.
Quote #18370
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren’t kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread...
Quote #1700
Everything has its limit–iron ore cannot be educated into gold. – 1906
Quote #9056
Frank Wilma, I promise you whatever scum did this, not one man on this...