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If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Quote #19419
It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life...
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When it’s breezy, hit it easy.
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I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because...
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My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
Quote #14635
Two things only the people actually desire bread and circuses.
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Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...
Quote #7913
It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has...