Quote #4395
Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day.
Quote #14938
America is just the country that shows how all the written guarantees in the...
Quote #7775
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
Quote #19992
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Quote #11599
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Quote #240
We can draw lessons from the past, but we cannot live in it.
Quote #6536
I’m always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I...
Quote #16855
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Quote #6164
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #11760
Those who try to give us advice on matters of human rights do nothing...